Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.

Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!

Lunch Monkey by ZahaK August 7, 2021

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toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

toss the lunch monkey by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018

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Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

Lunch Money by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

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lunch money

1) A phrase used when something is particularly easy. 2) A term used to describe the actions of a petty or cheap friend.

Ricky: Dude, that midterm we took today was fuckin' lunch money.

Eduardo: I'm only gonna tip that bitch a dollar.

Ricky: Dude, that's fuckin' lunch money.

lunch money by Jombie May 4, 2006

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