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libotomy
li-bot-uh-mee noun, plural libotomies.
adjective, libotomized.
1. Listed in the DSMV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) as the after effect of liberal radicalization.
2. the act of joining any supremacist organization (such as Antifa, BLM, Islam, KKK, or the DNC.)
adjective, libotomized.
1. Listed in the DSMV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) as the after effect of liberal radicalization.
2. the act of joining any supremacist organization (such as Antifa, BLM, Islam, KKK, or the DNC.)
I’m sorry, but trying to go through life with a libotomy just doesn’t work for me.
He was libotomized immediately after joining Antifa, converted to Islam, and refused to stand for the national anthem from that moment forward.
He was libotomized immediately after joining Antifa, converted to Islam, and refused to stand for the national anthem from that moment forward.
libotomy by The Trump Advisor November 3, 2017
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Libotomy
1. Ever since Jerry recieved his CNN libotomy, he hasn't said one relevant thing.
2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.
2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.
Libotomy by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018
Libotomite
A liberal debate participant that has; heavy usage of anecdotal arguments, a seemless regurgitation of CNN, and MSNBC talking points, and aggressive suppression of actual facts.
1. Only a brainless libotomites would believe someone's guilty without factual proof.
2. The libotomites are out using their freedom to protest freedom again.
3. Guy 1-I got bit by a god damn libotomite while I was walking down town today.
Guy 2-what the fuxk were the libo's protesting this time.
Guy 1-i dont know something about President trump complaining about cat farts. I mean... seriously what kind of rasist... bigot... (oh my god dude I cant stop myself)
Guy 2-If you dont get a heavy dose of freedom, and whiskey...It's only a matter of time until Rachel maddow makes sense.
Guy 1- you're sexist
Guy 2-well youre a libotomite now, bye.
2. The libotomites are out using their freedom to protest freedom again.
3. Guy 1-I got bit by a god damn libotomite while I was walking down town today.
Guy 2-what the fuxk were the libo's protesting this time.
Guy 1-i dont know something about President trump complaining about cat farts. I mean... seriously what kind of rasist... bigot... (oh my god dude I cant stop myself)
Guy 2-If you dont get a heavy dose of freedom, and whiskey...It's only a matter of time until Rachel maddow makes sense.
Guy 1- you're sexist
Guy 2-well youre a libotomite now, bye.
Libotomite by The LiquorSwines October 13, 2018
LiBot
Me: "typing": *ud poop
LiBot:
*A definition by R.Kellys My Bitch
The definition of "Poop"
"Excretion from the anal cavity. See below for examples."
Usage example
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on ...*
LiBot:
*A definition by R.Kellys My Bitch
The definition of "Poop"
"Excretion from the anal cavity. See below for examples."
Usage example
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on ...*
LiBot by FallenNation January 28, 2019
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