The state of being incoherently
drunk; near comatose.
Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual
intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing
Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).