Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.
Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.
by A-terrible-time December 24, 2021