Traditionally the term by which one would indicate that they just got their lumber stolen, this word now refers to the event when you leave Facebook open on your computer and someone else posts something (often self-degrading, or the word "Lumberjack'd" itself) on your wall.
Traditional usage: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's building materials getting stolen.)
Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)
Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)
by The Wandering Mage March 5, 2011
Get the Lumberjack'd mug.The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
Get the Lumberjack Denial Syndrome mug.When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees
by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008
Get the lumberjack smack down mug.A Variation of the move the "Dirty Sanchez" (see Dirty Sanchez). Instead of wiping a finger covered in shit over under ones nose to mimic a moustache, and entire beard is made.
by MONEYHOUSE December 7, 2006
Get the dirty lumberjack mug.The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.
by Paul and Nina with inspiration from Kyle November 21, 2006
Get the Double around-the-back Lumberjack mug.Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.
by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008
Get the Dutch Lumberjack mug.Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009
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