lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w November 11, 2008

lumber

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

lumber

an acoustic guitar

"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

by somedude611 November 27, 2011

lumber

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

by Alwe November 19, 2008

lumber

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

by deathsupport April 7, 2008

lumbering

The Todd Bodine way of fucking.

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"

by Todd Bodine April 9, 2014

lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 14, 2005