Lucas Jesse

Posh Twat

Oh Rah I do love to drink with my mates, oh rah I sound like a Lucas Jesse

by UltraHalo April 1, 2024

jesse lucas

Jesse is often described as a sexy beast sweet, caring and just an amazing person to be around. He is most known as the sexiest man alive as shown on 20 to 1 and voted by burt newton. He also is the bnest wingman and hes pickup lines are almost as sexy as his abs. He is also great in bed belive me i would know ;). He often spends his weekends having duhh sexaaay tym in the bathtub or shower with a blunt plastic spoon and/or waterbottle>

"Is that Jesse Lucas?"
"Yeah"
"OMG what a sexy beast!"

by thesecondsexiestmanalive August 23, 2011

Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.

"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"

by anonymous March 16, 2021