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Ideology for believing in a midget who is considered a god. This god's name is Loz. She slaughtered 100 goats to be loved by the man she likes
Rob believes in Lozism
Lozism by Markismyname60090 May 9, 2023
Words you can keep
The irrational hatred of white Europeans by Jewish people.
Since WW2, loxism has become normalized in Western culture.
Loxism by Free-speech October 20, 2022
A religion created on May 8th, 2013 by Liz, also known as popular Tumblr user "egg-rolls." The religion is simple, with it's central message being "don't be an asshole." On it's official Facebook page, the founding quote of the religion is as follows:

"You are an important and beautiful motherfucker. And if anyone ever tells you different, as I always say, eat them. With jelly. The world is yours to take, my amigo. So take it. And all the parts you don't like of it? Stomp on them. Crush them under the weight of your spectacularity. Go get it. Whatever kind of shithole you're in, take a shovel and dig yourself out of it and use it to beat any fuckface who tries to stop you." - Liz

The religion has hundreds of followers worldwide, and they meet in the Tumblr tag #lizism.
"I just joined Lizism because I believe in not being an asshole to anybody!"

"Lizism is a religion that was founded on Tumblr."
lolism: the following of the word lol.
some people worship the word lol, they are lolists.
Nat: Hey you know what?
Sam: I dunno
Nat: Im part of a new religion
Sam: WHAT????
Nat: lolism!
lolism by Natman1991 April 5, 2007
Using Lol as a responce to anything thats not funny at all.
Ahmed: Dude Rita's is Much better than Carvel's

Louis: Yea mannnnnn

Brittnay: LOLLLLLL

Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.
study of lolism and its origin
Gary goes to school to stdy lolism
lolism by scsi April 5, 2007

LouisModel 

A roblox simp who tries to get girls but fails in the process
Look at LouisModel failing again to get a girl, smh.
LouisModel by gay nigga759 March 23, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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