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Lower Dauphin High School 

Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.
"Do you go to Lower Dauphin High School?"

"Hell no, Fuck Slower Dauphin"
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026