To low ride is to wear your trousers(pants) low down, usuallyaround the upper legs. Underpants are usually visible, but often long T-Shirts are used to hide it.
This term is used when a fucking douche bag wears their bottoms around their fucking ass. Originally, low-riding whilst in jail meant that you were 'keen' for a 'butt fuck'. Low-riding is highly common amongst gay fuck tards.
When one sits on the toilet with no seat down so as to sink into the toilet bowl as much as possible to have his/her buttocks closer to the water line, thus reducing the risk of a water splash-back incident (also known as a "fitzgerlad")
Guy #1: Hey man how did you go on the crapper the other night after that pie eating competition, did you end up with a Fitzgerald???
Guy #2: Na bro I just executed the lowriding position and all was well.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.