Love Muppet 

A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.

"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"

Love Muppet by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

Love Muppet 

Person who cannot have one night stands, after the night in question they must txt and fall in love with the person they slept with even if their rank.

Harvey;lads ive just txt thet rank mackem lass again.

The Lads; shut up you Love Muppet

Love Muppet by PMR July 10, 2004