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A smart guy that needs help
Louizze is so smart
Louizze by anonymous June 7, 2021
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For the person who’s parents were too extra to use an s instead.

Louize is the most incredible person you’re gonna meet. She snatches you from the bad people in the world, keeping you in a warm blanket of protection.

She’s seen as a motherly figure, stepping between anyone who nudges you the wrong way. She’s unbelievably smart and is a pro at balancing so many tasks at once, that she should get an award.

Her humour is brilliantly garbage and never fails to make you laugh even in the worst possible times.

The one thing to take away from this search is,

Keep her.
Louize is such a mom
Louize by daddybadgers May 17, 2018
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geeze louize 

Something said when in disbelief, shock or disgust. Also uttered when annoyed with a girl named "Louize".
1) You ate that entire hamburger? It was the size of East Asia!!! Geeze louize!

2) Geeze Louize, why do you have to be such a skank?
geeze louize by Blaizin' July 3, 2008
A beautiful woman with a passionate heart and great fashion sense. Longs to be seen and understood. Loves like no other with a pure heart. Thinks like a Brohoe, can easily be around guys. Not afraid to speak her mind when she knows what's right. Faced trials that made her a woman of beauty, love, strength, humble and courage . A woman behind a blooming flower, the most beautiful flower hidden in midst of a dark forest. A delicate flower that is worth keeping forever.

You can often find a Louize with a Keanu by her side.
Wow look at Louize she looks so good!

I think im in live with Louize
Louize by Kenshu May 15, 2018
The type of a friend who would randomly ghost someone based on fake info
Dont be a fucking louizza think if the info is correct
Louizza by Flyingkitty69420 March 24, 2022

micoh louize

So Strong, Handsome and has a huge dick
micoh louize by Cutieqt May 21, 2022
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Modified derivative of granola.
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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