When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 1, 2011