Loser Cruiser

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
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I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.
by jaguar23 November 14, 2008
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Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.
"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."
by Brent June 18, 2006
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Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.
Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!
by cartman5000 July 28, 2004
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A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.
"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"
by Retardo Montobond January 03, 2009
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Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...
by shawn January 17, 2004
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-a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.

-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.

-any hybrid car or smart car.

-hummer h2.

-public transportation.
"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."

"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
by 5'1" Racer August 01, 2003
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