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To get Lornered, or to get drunk, is to consume copious ammounts of alcohol/hard-drugs; until one's self has removed any potential memorys of the night. Getting Lornered is also associated with "getting with" or "getting on" as many people as possible, of the same or other sex. Post-Lornering denial is also common, in which one would completely deny the events of the previous night.
Becky: You pickin' up some Ketamin for tonight?
John: Yeh Mate. Gonna' get completely Lornered!
Becky: Is it?
John: Yeh Mate! Ima inject Wisky into my scrotum, and fuck some whores!
Lornered by Mike.P February 9, 2009
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all on your own or somebody on their own
dude 1:look @ that guy over there
dude 2:i know ! hes so lonered
lonered by arty smarty October 4, 2011
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Lonnered 

To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.
Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered
Lonnered by ninjasaywat June 5, 2011
its wat u call sum1 wen theyre all by themselves
"hey cum with me 2 the shops i dont wanna be lonered"
lonered by AUSSIE88CHIK April 24, 2006