To get Lornered, or to get drunk, is to consume copious ammounts of alcohol/hard-drugs; until one's self has removed any potential memorys of the night. Getting Lornered is also associated with "getting with" or "getting on" as many people as possible, of the same or other sex. Post-Lornering denial is also common, in which one would completely deny the events of the previous night.
Becky: You pickin' up some Ketamin for tonight?
John: Yeh Mate. Gonna' get completely Lornered!
Becky: Is it?
John: Yeh Mate! Ima inject Wisky into my scrotum, and fuck some whores!
John: Yeh Mate. Gonna' get completely Lornered!
Becky: Is it?
John: Yeh Mate! Ima inject Wisky into my scrotum, and fuck some whores!
by Mike.P February 9, 2009
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Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered
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