Lorne Park 

Lorne Park Estates as seen on a map...very wealthy area of Mississauga...surrounded by forests/parks/beach....South-west of the QEW right on the lake front bordering Oakville and Oakville's weathliest area "Old Oakville"....one of the, if not the, richest areas in Canada..houses start at the mid to high hundred thousands and million dollar homes are the norm...home to movie and t.v stars professional athletes, CEOs, business people, etc. etc...very snobby and usually called the Beverly Hills of Canada...Mercedes and other expensive cars are the norm....Bentleys, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Hummers also cruise the streets regularly...home to Lorne Park Secondary School which is full of wannabe thugs or skater/snowboarders.
...drug/alcohol use is rampant....everybody seems to own a cottage preferbly in Muskoka...all the kids go away to university and party their brains out...known for its house parties which take place in million-dollar mansions...it is a bubble.....and one hell of a fuckin ride

Rob: Lorne Park is such a bubble
Jonn: I know bro, theres nothing to do here but bun doobs and get hammed
Rob: lets go to Whiteoaks and bun a L
Jon: sick, lets go

Lorne Park by Lorne Park Spartans September 25, 2005

Cancer park Lore 

The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:

Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.

Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?

Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.

Cancer park Lore by All tree January 27, 2024