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Loraxyizum

A cult related to the following of the lorax. Many of its members believe that it is somehow linked to nature and/or indepthly related to trees. The first known case of this cult is listed by the person Catcultivator.
I heard about the religion Loraxyizum and am thinking about joining.
by CatCultist January 31, 2024
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Loraxium

Loraxium is an unofficial group dedicated to the Lorax. We believe that the Lorax is a magnificent creature beyond our complete comprehension, and that trees are important. Please, join Loraxium. Do not join the Evil Butlers, they are our enemies. They all speak French and like to cut down trees.
Person 1: Hey, I just joined Loraxium!
Person 2: That's awesome, Loraxium is way better than those ugly Butlers.
by Skyler_Griffiths October 26, 2022
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Loraxium

The Loraxium is an unofficial group known for their great devotion for the Almighty Lorax himself, and such they believe it to be like that of a divine figure. Likewise, they also enjoy the company of trees, much unlike their natural sworn enemy, the Majordomes Maléfiques (French for Evil Butlers). They are more or less a cult.
Person 1: Did you hear about the Loraxium?
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they devoted to the Lorax?
Person 1: Yes, I think I might join them.
Person 2: A wise decision, I'd rather you join the Loraxium than the Majordomes Maléfiques.
Person 1: Yes, French is a disgusting language- much unlike the Lorax.
by Ishigaki_Nagasawa October 31, 2022
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