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Definitions by Loonsquatchin’

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin
I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.
Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.
I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.
Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023