Loodles

The proper, actual, genuine noodles from Lidl.
"Grab some Loodles while you are out ." or "Are those Loodles or the crappy ones from Tesco?"
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Loodle

Uchiha war cry. Often shrieked when holding a harpoon.
Itachi: Foolish little brother! You will never defeat me!
Sasuke (holding harpoon): LOODLE LOODLE LOODLE!
by F-Chan July 10, 2005
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Loodle

Can be used anyhwere to replace a certain word
To add a sense of humor and sarcasm by keeping the initial meaning the same.
Going with the loodle
Noodles and loodles
by Macomades December 06, 2020
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Loodle

loodle (n): a human being who, if was transformed into an animal, would be a hybrid between a poodle and a lizard. The creature typically possesses obnoxiously curly hair and big round beady green eyes. Since they are crossed with the poodle; who as anyone who owns a poodle knows, has difficulty controlling its little bladder; loodles are prone to wetting the bed. Lesson of the day: Don't sleep with a loodle - you will wake up drenched in loodle piss.

Like poodles, Loodles can be extremely hyper. Combined with intoxication, and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend too much time with them. You can only handle so much.

Since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, Loodles typically have unusually red faces - as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
Matt: How was your weekend?

Stacy:Well, I woke up soaked in piss yesterday morning. The guy I went home with wet the bed.

Matt: Did he have obnoxiously curly hair? Big green beady eyes? Red face?

Stacy: Ugh...yeah.

Matt: Must have been a loodle.
by loodlebiologist July 02, 2010
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Loodle

a limp penis visible through clothing.
A man wearing track pants with no underwear.

"Ahhh man, check out that guy's loodle!"
by ATM@Browntown February 15, 2010
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Loodling

The act of smashing a grocery store window with a brick during business hours only to go in and steal a box of noodles.
Really wanted spaghetti but I was broke so I had to go loodling.
by Mike Greer June 16, 2015
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Loodle

Short for whoo, a happy exclamation
I just won the contest! Now the roast beef will be delivered to me in 4 to 6 weeks! Loodle Loodle!
by happyloser October 05, 2006
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