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Did you see that guy that actually thought drowning babies was funny? What a lono!
lono by PopnFresh February 17, 2006
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lono • lonon • Lonody • Lonog • Lonoke • Lonophobia
1. Derived from Hawaiian slang for a male slut 2. California slang for a cock blocker.
paul was such a lono at the party last night.
Lono by ysy March 6, 2008
“Hey man do you wanna do some coke and fuck hookers?!’

Lonos man, i stopped doing that shit
Lonos by djaftersex July 19, 2019
A town in Arkansas about 20 miles east of Little Rock. Know for its many political corruptions, scandels and meth problem. Its also know as the most corrupt small town in America. Its motto is "life as it should be."
Did you hear? CNN called Lonoke the most corrupt small town in America.
Lonoke by clay65 May 14, 2007
To jump in the air while singing the Barney Theme Song.
At the end of Barney, I will lonog to show my enthusiasm.
Lonog by Family Man July 1, 2008

Lonophobia 

The fear of being or feeling alone
I think I have lonophobia.
Lonophobia by DonDada3x July 15, 2019
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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