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Question: Jesus has two dads, why can't I?
Answer: lono
lono by Logic Phalanx June 10, 2009
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Did you see that guy that actually thought drowning babies was funny? What a lono!
lono by PopnFresh February 17, 2006
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1. Derived from Hawaiian slang for a male slut 2. California slang for a cock blocker.
paul was such a lono at the party last night.
Lono by ysy March 6, 2008
“Hey man do you wanna do some coke and fuck hookers?!’

Lonos man, i stopped doing that shit
Lonos by djaftersex July 19, 2019
A town in Arkansas about 20 miles east of Little Rock. Know for its many political corruptions, scandels and meth problem. Its also know as the most corrupt small town in America. Its motto is "life as it should be."
Did you hear? CNN called Lonoke the most corrupt small town in America.
Lonoke by clay65 May 14, 2007
To jump in the air while singing the Barney Theme Song.
At the end of Barney, I will lonog to show my enthusiasm.
Lonog by Family Man July 1, 2008

Lonophobia 

The fear of being or feeling alone
I think I have lonophobia.
Lonophobia by DonDada3x July 15, 2019
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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