Long Dong Silver
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
Long Dong Silver by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023
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Long Dong Silver
An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
Long Dong Silver by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005
Long Dong Silver
Long Dong Silver by robert cashion October 8, 2003
Long Dong Silver
This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.
James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!
Long Dong Silver by SuaveG July 26, 2006
Long Dong Silver
Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.
Long Dong Silver by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
Long dong silver
When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce
Long dong silver by III TTT June 19, 2020
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Capt'n Long Dong Silver by captnsilverdong May 12, 2018
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