Lonepoop 

To lonepoop someone means to tell them something nostalgic and quickly run away and hide behind a bush or tree. The goal is to make them poop. Your goal is to create as much space around them as you can. That's what causes nostalgia. Tell them something about the pandemic, trespassing or something like that.

Dude, I just lonepooped the last group of people we met.

You did? How many did you get?
The group had a total of 7. I got three of them.

Lonepoop by arvinthsiva January 22, 2022

longpooper 

One who takes a long time on the toilet pooping.

"As a longpooper I hate public toilets with an automatic light switch. The inventor really should have thought that shit through." -Miller-STGT

longpooper by brickhardcheese October 29, 2012

Longpooper 

Someone takes a long time to poop in the bathroom. ( Via Reddit)

Kevin: Why did you take so long in the toilet?
Nick: I'm a longpooper.

Longpooper by Hbw October 29, 2012

LongPoop 

To be 'LongPoop' means that you are extremely dumb and don't care about anything. You have little or no friends. You like to give up on things.

Wow, that guy is LongPoop.

LongPoop by Opblocks229 November 9, 2019