Lonelysoldier 

The hood

Person 1: "Ayo you know who lonelysoldier is?"
Person 2: "The hood"

Lonelysoldier by nutcaresser97 October 4, 2021

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

Lonely Soldier by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009