Lomission
lie, omission, lying by omission.
Lomission by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011
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Lie of omission
A lie when you purposely dont tell someone something cause you know they won't like it. Any lie is still a lie.
Lie of omission by DoNotLie August 13, 2017
Related Words
Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)
"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."
--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."
--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)
Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO) by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009
omissions officer
"Hey so did you get in Johns Hopkins?"
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
omissions officer by Avrahard December 12, 2010
lie by omission
My therapist told me that I don’t lie (make things up that aren’t true). She said that I lie by omission. I don’t talk about important things because of my shame. I don’t talk about things that truly occurred because I fear the emotions that will surface.
She attended the wedding and simply responded “It was beautiful.” She told a lie by omission when she did not mention that there were many unpleasant occurrences.
lie by omission by introvert July 6, 2021
nocturnal omission
An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.
See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid
See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid
Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.
Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.
Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.
nocturnal omission by al.X January 20, 2009
Truth comission
(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.
I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.
Truth comission by $lapaho February 18, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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