ninjew

A Jew who has ninja skills

It's Friday night and my parents aren't going to sleep but it's all good because I'll be able to sneak out anyway because I'm a ninjew.

by Avrahard August 5, 2011

shapot

When Jews celebrate shabbat by smoking pot.

"Hey it's shabatt wanna go to synagogue?"
"No not really let's go back to my house and get high then it'll be shapot.

by Avrahard September 19, 2010

omissions officer

A college admissions officer at a selective college which rejects more applicants than it accepts.

"Hey so did you get in Johns Hopkins?"
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.

by Avrahard December 12, 2010