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monkey loader
A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
monkey loader by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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soil loader
A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.
soil loader by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022
soil loader
'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.
soil loader by gookmetz February 9, 2022
montana musket loader
When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
lolbertarian
A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004
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