Lolarithmic

A scale for comparing different levels of humour.

"Bromo, Jonny just had a full on blammo! On a lolarithmic scale, I'd give it an 8.7."

"I think I just natural lol'd"

by Mathmagicians February 15, 2009

logarithmic G scale

The logarithmic G scale is used to measure the overall influence, and the ability to influence, of an individual in society. The influence is measured as an absolute value of influence, that is, it doesn't differentiate between positive or negative influence.

The 1G base is used to describe any accomplished individual such as a doctor, lawyer, police captain, army major, university professor, capo.

Steve jobs is a 3.7 G in the logarithmic G scale.
George W Bush is a 4.0 G.
Bill Clinton 3.3 G. (+ .3 for Monica Lewinsky incident)
Larry Page 2.7 G
David Suzuki 1.8 G
Al Gore 1.9 G
Rupert Murdoch 5.0 G

by smoov3 September 25, 2011

logarithic

A word to use when you're excited and have nothing else to say.

Suzie: 'look at my new crotchless panties'
Marie: 'they're logarithic'

by Jessica and Kat November 7, 2006

Logarithmic Instinct

When our primitive instinct makes us treat the comparison of large numbers as logarithmic rather than linear—for instance, we feel like the gap between a trillion and a billion is the same as that between a billion and a million, because both are a thousand times bigger, when the jump to a trillion is really much bigger.

When young children are asked which number is halfway between one and nine, their answers are three instead of five, as given by those with formal schooling. Is this a case of logarithmic instinct, where the middle is in relation to multiplication rather than addition: 1 × 3 = 3, 3 × 3 = 9?

by MathPlus October 8, 2020

Logarithmic Differentiation

Easy but ugly. Much like some girls I know.

It's an important part of Calculus 1, used for taking the derivative of functions with "x" in the exponent.

Man, that girl from Calc class is like using logarithmic differentiation

by Butts666 December 15, 2017

ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018

Logarithmic Fallacy

A fallacy in which one interprets growing data as to always be growing.

"Dude, my baby is twice as big in just 3 months, what the hell am I going to do with a 7.5 trillion pound 10 year old?"

"Uhh, logarithmic fallacy, but also like, are you okay man?"

by onedefinitionderrick March 20, 2025