LolGank

When someone goes around killing people for fun in a MMO game. Usually done to newbs by higher ranking players with a stick up their ass.

Azereth, level 1 paladin: takes 200 gold pieces out of a pouch.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: arrives from the north.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: says "Hi, how are you?"
Azereth, level 1 paladin: says "I'm good. I finally got enough gold to get a weapon after a full hour of hunting snakes."
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: swings battle axe at Azereth and connects with a crushing blow to the ribs.
Azereth is slain.
200 gold pieces fall to the ground.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: says "LOLGANK!"
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: picks up 200 gold pieces.

LolGank by pooploggylog January 31, 2008

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loltank

when someone laughs at a lame automobile, such as an old rusty ford fiesta, or more so a tank

Person A: hey, look at that shit car

Person B: its a loltank

loltank by carrolly December 7, 2009

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LolGank • loltank • Lolwank

Lolwank

When someone messes up a hand job unforgivably,

I was with this girl last night, and she totally lolwanked me, definitely not calling her again.

Lolwank by Leo_messi August 11, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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