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love of his life
natalie: i'm the lohl
Becky: wow i didn't know y'all talked
lohl by realKurt May 28, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. A variation of the phrase "lol," which is sometimes referred to as "elohel." Originated from a typo.
"Ohemgee, that emo concert was the tits!"
"Lohl, I know!"
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Love of his/ her life
You are the lohl!!!
Lohl by SupoBoreddd February 21, 2021
Love Of Her Life
She’s missin Lohl
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Lohl my god 

Something that is shocking but funny. When someone makes a fool of themselves, and whilst it is embarrassing for themselves, it is amusing to others when they hear the story.
Dave: 'John was so drunk he passed out and crapped his pants.

Peter: '(Lohl my god) really? How embarrassing.'
Lohl my god by Geezerbandit December 31, 2011
A off branch of Kohl's. Great prices. Great people. Just everyone is Lohling.
Peter Griffin - "Welcome to Lohl's were everyone is Lohling, Jahahaha"

You - "Wtf?"
Lohl's by Ku^ June 9, 2010

linus lohlein

linus lohlein is a proper gangster in his hood. mostly seen with a gun in his trousers and wearing a bandana
woah i almost got jumped by a total linus lohlein.
linus lohlein by kiksy3360 November 2, 2013
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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