loogatchu 

A feline of the tortoise shell nature. Fully pronounced as "loogatchu nine millimeter". A quite vocal and attitudinal feline, often one rescued from a septic related disaster i.e nesting in a sewer pipe and living off rat meat for prolonged periods, and avoiding human contact. That would be a typical "loogatchu". A loogatchu is also identified by loud vocal adaptions in response to various control holds administered often in a total loss of composure incidents loogatchu are prone to have. loogatchu are often very nice when fed savorys such a tuna and duck liver. Often found in a chronic patch taking a huge 420 dump and really causing problems, loogatchu have also been seen as pests, and eradication efforts have been made. The loogatchu blood line is absolutely garbage so the specimen we are referring to has been sterilized. Loogatchu is very cute, pesky, feral, fecal and a general nusisance feline hybrid cannabinol derived rat alien from Nibiru.

The loogatchu is frolicking in her native septic leech field habitat.

Get your bluntness ready here comes loving loogatchu to blaze one for the nation.

Get the hell on that loogatchu solider! We ain't go in' any where till all these doon coons are on there way to aloah snackbar!!! Grraaahhhhh OooHhh rahhh LOOGATCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger wilco six one 9er we got us a hot loogatchu on our 5oclock request permission to engage
-copy that Silvia devastator squadron free to engage
Weapons clear loogatchu destroyed

-copy

Loogatchu quit smoking all the narcotics it's about time you went to rehab with all your constant felonious activity I will not bail you out one more time.

loogatchu by GsKrillaCapKunalCoonTailAKSPRA January 24, 2017

loggage 

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.

Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."

loggage by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009

logatie

Pronounced "loh-gah-tee" like that fancy car the skool kids always talk about.

The most beautiful and godly ship on the face of planet earth. How do you concoct such a masterpiece you ask? Well, you take one nerdish keyboard savvy kid (the logan) and one mildly mannered geek-type kid (the katie) and voila, you have created the perfect match!

How perfect is this match that you've created, you ask? Well, suddenly you'll realize that their parents ship them too. And then you'll realize that everyone they know ships them. And then you realize that logatie ships itself. 'U'

Just don't think about rule 68 of the internet and they'll end up together, guaranteed. ;-)

Me: Yo, has logatie sailed yet?
Friend: Nah, but they hugged yesterday
Me: O shoot, how was it?
Friend: G O D L Y
Me: *dies*

logatie by yAbOi in disguise September 17, 2017

lorgat 

a family name who are a bunch of gangsters who shuld not be messed wid.

dnt fuck with lorgats

lorgat by anonamous_gangster October 14, 2006

longative 

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls

this youtube video is really cool but looks longative

longative by tradaboy May 2, 2009

longate 

to make longer

in a photoshoot, to make legs longer. you must point the toe to create the effect, or longate.
Bianca- You gatta longate !!
Gaby- I dont know how to longate !!
Bianca- You gotta point your toe.
Gaby- wtf where did you get that from.


..and longate was born.

longate by Biancadropdead September 30, 2008

lolgato 

Basically a lolcat, it consists of funny cat pictures or videos.

"Check out this lolgato, its really funny!"
"Oh wow!" "This is amazing"

lolgato by LoLgatoLover May 22, 2012