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loogatchu 

A feline of the tortoise shell nature. Fully pronounced as "loogatchu nine millimeter". A quite vocal and attitudinal feline, often one rescued from a septic related disaster i.e nesting in a sewer pipe and living off rat meat for prolonged periods, and avoiding human contact. That would be a typical "loogatchu". A loogatchu is also identified by loud vocal adaptions in response to various control holds administered often in a total loss of composure incidents loogatchu are prone to have. loogatchu are often very nice when fed savorys such a tuna and duck liver. Often found in a chronic patch taking a huge 420 dump and really causing problems, loogatchu have also been seen as pests, and eradication efforts have been made. The loogatchu blood line is absolutely garbage so the specimen we are referring to has been sterilized. Loogatchu is very cute, pesky, feral, fecal and a general nusisance feline hybrid cannabinol derived rat alien from Nibiru.
The loogatchu is frolicking in her native septic leech field habitat.

Get your bluntness ready here comes loving loogatchu to blaze one for the nation.

Get the hell on that loogatchu solider! We ain't go in' any where till all these doon coons are on there way to aloah snackbar!!! Grraaahhhhh OooHhh rahhh LOOGATCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger wilco six one 9er we got us a hot loogatchu on our 5oclock request permission to engage
-copy that Silvia devastator squadron free to engage
Weapons clear loogatchu destroyed

-copy

Loogatchu quit smoking all the narcotics it's about time you went to rehab with all your constant felonious activity I will not bail you out one more time.
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(v.) to lol/laugh out loud at someone.
Gerard Way: Holy fuck man, I just cut my balls open with a razor because I was trying to clip my pubes!

Frank Iero: ...lolatchu.
lolatchu by Vanessa Castillo June 6, 2007
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A word used to relax a female going through Premenstrual Syndrome by reminding her of how beautiful she is.
"UGH, EVERYONE IS SO SNAPPY WITH ME TODAY"

"Lookatchu."

"Thank you, you're so sweet"

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"UGH, I BOUGHT A WEEK'S WORTH OF CHOCOLATE FROM THE SUPERMARKET AND FORGOT WHAT I WENT IN THERE TO GET IN THE FIRST PLACE"

'Lookatchu"

"Oh yeah."
lookatchu by PLSD0NT April 20, 2018
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026