im talking down town brown vulcanic diahorrea. the process of getting from your desk to the toilet whilst experiencing bubbly vulcanic diahorrea.
hes going the distance
hes going for speed hes all alone
in a time of logan need
because he was
racing and pacing and plotting his course
to try stop the brownstuff from running on his shorts.
to the tune of cake going the distance, logan's run
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.