im talking down town brown vulcanic diahorrea. the process of getting from your desk to the toilet whilst experiencing bubbly vulcanic diahorrea.
hes going the distance
hes going for speed
hes all alone
in a time of logan need
because he was
racing and pacing and plotting his course
to try stop the brown stuff from running on his shorts.
to the tune of cake going the distance, logan's run
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)