Lofmammed

Definition: to broccoli-hamster an object or thing.

Steve: what did you say about my mom

Bruce: she lofmammed my dick

Lofmammed by UranideBarf February 28, 2023

Laflammed 

When you get screwed over for selling something too cheap.

Damn...I got laflammed selling that car for under book value!

Laflammed by anonymous March 29, 2021

LaFlammed 

A person who has been cancelled due to their age.

Lisa LaFlamme is a Canadian television journalist, who was cancelled by her employer, CTV, because of her age.

They let her go, she's been LaFlammed!

LaFlammed by sandalwoodsh October 5, 2022

Getting Laflammed 

Getting rekt hard by Laflammese Soldiers, such as: getting your house destroyed, wife and kids shot, sent to labor camp, recruited to the army by force (But becoming based after that). If you are not Brazillian or Latino, you have 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of getting Laflammed. To avoid it, you need to become based and join the Laflammese Army

"Bro, I lost my house, family and car, it sucks"
"You just Got Laflammed 💀"
"Fuck you, you don't understand how it feels Getting Laflammed nigga"
"Hoe mad, unbased 💀"

Getting Laflammed by Based Laflammese Soldier June 5, 2022