Lockport High School

A school where teachers like to do whatever the fuck they want while the students like to smoke weed in our basement. Drama is created by boys mainly who think they are whiny little girls. If you go to lockport you are either Pregnant, a Stoner, or a Smartass. If you don’t fall into those categories, your probably a fuckboy or a hoe. (Or your just drunk or high)

Guy: Do you go to Lockport High School?
Girl: Yeah!
Guy: So that’s why your pregnant

Lockport High School by Sucker69669 October 19, 2018

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lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.

Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!

lockport township high school by ihatemyschool666 January 5, 2014

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Lockport Township High School

A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.

What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!

Lockport Township High School by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018

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Lockport Township High School by SOOOOOOOOS May 3, 2022

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Lockport Township Highschool

A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.

The kids at Lockport Township Highschool are not that bad, except for peanut, he’s a pussy.

Lockport Township Highschool by Lthsfinest May 10, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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