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Lockport, NY 

A small town in upstate New York. Here you’ll find a mixture of white trash, gangs, snobby bitches, and trump supporters. Mainly white trash. People who still live in this shitty little town are either depressed, or on drugs.

No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.

There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.

Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
“Wow I’m so glad I don’t live in Lockport, NY”

“Yo did u see that kid from Lockport, NY?”
Lockport, NY by Boulderchick420 March 19, 2020

Lockport, NY 

A shitty city located in Niagara County, in Upstate New York. Lockport's name is derived from a set of Erie canal locks within the city. During its heyday Lockport was a booming economic success due to it's many factories, General Motors plant, and the canal. Presently, Lockport has about 22,000 citizens who's lives consist of bitching about Lockport, bitching about Lockport's government, bitching about Lockport's taxes, bitching about Lockport's lack of youth entertainment, and smoking weed.
(John) "There's nothing to do here man, lets head over to Lockport, NY."

(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."

(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
Lockport, NY by ObamaFart69 February 24, 2012
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