Local 58

Local 58 is a bad ass YouTube channel with very strange but awesome videos. It appears that aliens may be behind the events in the series. It requires the use of a brain to fully enjoy the videos. You are on the fastest available route and you should go outside now.

Local 58 needs to upload more videos

There are many knockoffs of Local 58 on YouTube with questionable quality

Local 58 by UndeadEAS1994 September 28, 2019

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Local 58

A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.

I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.

Local 58 by Stupid dumbass motherfuckercum March 3, 2022

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local58

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Local 58was a news channel on YouTube that revealed strange videos, it ran and is still going. It’s most notable video is “don’t look up.” Local 58 is believed to be a news channel that was hjacked by aliens.
James: Have you heard of Local58?
Gary: Yeah, it’s the spooky shit

local58 by TJC(Hazel And Mori) April 19, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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