Lobster Tail 

After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.

"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."

Lobster Tail by Big&Little January 2, 2023

lobster tail 

Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.

Makr gave Laura got the lobster tail last night and now his fingers are all twisted.

lobster tail by Adam May 13, 2005

Lobster Tail 

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.

Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?

Lobster Tail by Dufflebag November 13, 2011

lobster tail 

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.

Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"

lobster tail by Biano March 31, 2003

lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.

"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."

lobster-tail by Not James. May 3, 2009

lobster tail and beer 

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

lobster tail and beer by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Louisiana Lobster Tail 

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.

Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.

Louisiana Lobster Tail by Kowboydave September 13, 2009