Lobster Punch Share definition Flag The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue. Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night. Lobster Punch by Piss Monkey February 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Lobster Punch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch