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Some one that will always be by your side. Loïk will also be the first person that you will ask to have some fun..
Loïk will you come and have fun at my place with me.
loïk by Homersimpsons dad November 24, 2021
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Loïk is the type of guy you don’t want to mess with. He’s very talented in his actions and is a beast in sex. He’s the most handsome man in the entire world and he’s very cool.
« Hey it’s Loïk, he’s so fucking hot »
« Yeah I want to suck his big juicy cock »
Loïk by GayHentai_69 December 17, 2021
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A little enfant with red hair.
A big bg with a big ...
hes got your IP and your moms number
Persone 1: What is this dangerous pedophile
Persone 2: Oh no it is a savage Loik!!!
Persone 1: Run or he will put you in his basement!!!
Loïk: I will toucher you!!!!!!!
Loïk by littleKidUwU February 10, 2022
A person, Generally short, that is addicted to Apple and is very self-conscious about everything he has (i.e height. wealth, haircut, etc)
Loik: How tf are you so tall
Nathan: Shut it you dwarf
Loik by BananaNatto May 20, 2020
An extremly awsome person!!
also know as a goose..
he has to be mexican in order to apply
Loik by loik October 14, 2008
When you use lol and i know together
omg thats so loik
Loik by Christina.. September 25, 2023

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