Llorret de Mar 

The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.

Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.

Sad People have 2 options: Llorret de Mar and 18+ corner

Llorret de Mar by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Lloret de Mar 

Birthplace of the package holiday in Spain and continues to be a tourist hotspot for the british tourists. Must go place if on holiday if on the Costa Brava in Spain. Is a laugh with lots of atmosphere, people, drinks, clubs and a nice long beach complete with drunken pricks in the mornin after a phat night out on the town..

Watch out for the random chavs that patrol the streets trying to look 'ard with their summer gear on, and a word of warning about the germans aswell, they love their shots of malibu.

"Oi you up for a night out tonight??"
"yeh well up for it"
"c'mon lets go lloret de mar then"

Lloret de Mar by rodgerzzz January 19, 2008