A fucking bitch who cheated on my best friend and literally said that they weren't cheating because "I never even liked her" LIKE BITCH THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WEREN'T IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM
Person 1: Is that Bella?
Person 2: Yeah. I heard someone literally moved schools to make her happy and she went around and cheated on their best friend
Person 1: Wow. Too bad they seemed nice
Person 2: Key word:"seemed"
B*lla: Guyssssss it wasn't cheating I swearrrrr 🥺🥺
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*