Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

Lizard Jesus by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Jesus Lizard 

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

Jesus Lizard by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Jesus Lizard 

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

Jesus Lizard by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004

Jesus Lizard 

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

Jesus Lizard by erik December 14, 2003

Jesus Christ Lizard 

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

Jesus Christ Lizard by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018