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Litchfield chocolate blind fold 

When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .

2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.

Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
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