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An abnormally large penis, generally found on those believed not to have one. Occasionally hangs slightly to the left.
Quit flicking my Litchfield.
by Aj Picklesimer November 14, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.
"oh look, litchfields such a cute little town."
"yeah but have you been to bantam?"
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A town a lil left of east bumfuck where nobody has anything better to do than fuck off. Stuck in between Manchester and Nashua so no one knows where it is
Where's Litchfield? Is that near Manchester?
by AngelWitch101 January 24, 2009
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alright... so if Connecticut is nowhere... Litchfield is the middle
"the answer: a place where nothing happens, there is nothing to do, and no one leaves their house. the question: what is Litchfield?"
by Bill Krylak August 03, 2003
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the act of having sex with someone really quickly and awfully, aka rabbit sex
Did you and Ian have sex?
Yeah.. but he totally litchfielded me
by erica james March 17, 2008
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The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.
I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.
by Sylk Cream October 05, 2005
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