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(LEE ret) n. a smug douchebag.
Lirette by the real real ryan April 30, 2009
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The shavings left over from trimming one's pubic hair.
"I was going to get a shower but my housemate left a thick layer of lirette in the bathtub."
lirette by observer nine June 4, 2009
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(LER-rette) n. The shavings left over from trimming ones genital hair using an electric trimmer. The use of shaving cream does not make lirette. The term originates from the value Dan Lirette is worth, coined by JanusChrist.

See the EncyclopediaDramatica article on Dan Lirette for more information.
"I was going to get a shower but my housemate left a thick layer of lirette in the bathtub."

"He bought a baggie of Scott Tenorman's lirette."
lirette by JackNapier099 June 4, 2009
(LEE ret) n. a guy usually around average height that is athletic and has no problem with the ladies.
lirette by the real ryan April 6, 2007

Mr. Lirette 

A 8th grade middle school teacher that teaches Louisiana history. He is very good with the ladies and he is thicc af boiii. He really likes marvel and will probably write you a referral if you spoil endgame in his class. His forehead is bigger than your future because he is so smart.
All hail Mr. Lirette
All hail the Liretty spaghetti
Mr. Lirette by Nathan Polk May 7, 2019

Chanse Lirette

Chanse is sexy and beautiful, all the girls want him and he out beats landon
Where is he, Who Chanse Lirette, he's so sexy.
lizette is such a pretty, nice, chill girl. She’s an amazing human being. She doesn’t like making new friends because she’s happy with the friends she got’s. She’s mean only to people who are mean to her. lizette doesn’t trust nobody so if she trusts you, you are a very lucky person. People thinks lizette is a happy person but don’t let her smile fool you she can be really hurting but she will not show it. Lizette love to have fun and when she does she gets really crazy.
“lizette’s so cute, she’s so caring
lizette by liz :( September 26, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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