Liquor Fit
Sporadic fits of anger and/or destruction fueled entirely by alcohol. These episodes are usually difficult to forecast except for seasoned veterans who tend to expose their early warning signs. These signs include (but are not limited to)
- Yelling and screaming at strangers
- Shadow boxing street signs
- Diving through shrubs
When the liquor fit actually hits, anticipate seeing property damage and numerous altercations.
- Yelling and screaming at strangers
- Shadow boxing street signs
- Diving through shrubs
When the liquor fit actually hits, anticipate seeing property damage and numerous altercations.
Hey did you guys see the picture frames in the living room? They’re all busted to pieces.
Yeah, that’s from Tom’s liquor fit.
Yeah, that’s from Tom’s liquor fit.
Liquor Fit by A. Massey January 12, 2020
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