Lintz’d

When you innocently drink at a social event and wake up the next day utterly lost and potentially ill without recollection of the night prior.

I went to visit a friend in Florida and got Lintz’d.

by Riley11 October 12, 2018

Lint Dick

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

by dunnyjake October 3, 2011

Lint defence

Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.

It was a cake walk. I stomped all over him with his Lint defence.

by iw80 May 13, 2010

Lint Dragon

an invisible creature that lives in belly buttons. It roams
while people are dressed and makes nests in the belly button with excess
lint.

This Lint dragon makes a new nest in my belly button almost every
day !

by BiG nELLs January 24, 2005

lint dent

the small dent located above the asscrack. It is called the lint dent because lint accumulates here. The lint dent is easy to find and is not very deep.

I just scooped a string of lint out of my lint dent!

by ESHS February 21, 2011

Lint Dick

What a man gets when he tries to fornicate with a female's belly button.

Yo dude I was so drunk last night I tried to stick it in but I got lint dick.

by Daddylonglegs2 February 22, 2011

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022