Lingwenis

The tender skin on the underside of your kneecap.

Random dude: *swings chainsaw at another random dude's leg*
Another Random dude: Bro you almost cut my lingwenis!

by SexySkank1215 March 12, 2017

Lingweiner

A long, but incredibly thin penis.

I hear that Tym has a lingweiner

by timuffee September 23, 2015

Lingerism

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012

Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

lingweenie

a person incapable of making up new words

See that person over there?
She is a lingweenie

by Dulce08 May 19, 2005

lingweenie

A person incapable of making up new words.

People who submit entries to UrbanDictionary definitely are not lingweenies.

by JaniH May 23, 2005

lingwen

Lingwen is an amazing girl who knows how to do her make up insanely well its art. She always has the best outfits even if it’s just sweatpants and a T-shirt she knows how to rock it. She has the prettiest smile and knows how to light up a room and make you smile just by listening to the sound of her voice.

“Hey that lingwen” ?
“Omg the rooms energy just became so joyful after lingwen walked in”
“I’m so glad to have a lingwen here”

by Clappe November 22, 2021