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Lingweiner 

A long, but incredibly thin penis.
I hear that Tym has a lingweiner
Lingweiner by timuffee September 23, 2015
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Lingwenis 

The tender skin on the underside of your kneecap.
Random dude: *swings chainsaw at another random dude's leg*
Another Random dude: Bro you almost cut my lingwenis!
Lingwenis by SexySkank1215 March 12, 2017

lingweenie 

a person incapable of making up new words
See that person over there?
She is a lingweenie
lingweenie by Dulce08 May 19, 2005

lingweenie 

A person incapable of making up new words.
People who submit entries to UrbanDictionary definitely are not lingweenies.
lingweenie by JaniH May 23, 2005
Lingwen is an amazing girl who knows how to do her make up insanely well its art. She always has the best outfits even if it’s just sweatpants and a T-shirt she knows how to rock it. She has the prettiest smile and knows how to light up a room and make you smile just by listening to the sound of her voice.
“Hey that lingwen” ?
“Omg the rooms energy just became so joyful after lingwen walked in”
“I’m so glad to have a lingwen here”
lingwen by Clappe November 22, 2021
Lingwen is an amazing girl who knows how to do her make up insanely well its art. She always has the best outfits even if it’s just sweatpants and a T-shirt she knows how to rock it. She has the prettiest smile and knows how to light up a room and make you smile just by listening to the sound of her voice.
“Hey that lingwen” ?
“Omg the rooms energy just became so joyful after lingwen walked in”
“I’m so glad to have a lingwen here”
lingwen by Clappe November 22, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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