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Linejerk 

When a group of men stand in a straight line and whack themselves off, essentially being droll yes men in repeating each other's views, without any sense of self-introspection, external examination, or lack of perception biases. Basically, they are living in brain fog.
Did you see that Linejerk at the McDonald's where Kanye West's car was parked? The birds sang a pretty song, and there were fishsticks in the air. People were trying to catch fishsticks from the air, and eat them, except the linejerk made the cum indistinguishable from the mayo. People were complaining about their fishsticks tasting like detergent, being too salty, and some people piqued it was a new weather phenomenon called "Mayo Rain", oblivious to the fact that it was cum. It was just cum rain, man.
Linejerk by MosesvsJesus March 1, 2023
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Line Jerk 

When one or more beta males that have a cult following to someone jerks them off in a conga shaped line, with one hand reaching forward and the other reaching backwards. The leader is the only one not having to jerk someone off
Dude 1: Bro those guys totally would lick the dirt off of his boots yo.

Dude 2: I’m surprised those cucks aren’t line jerking right now
Line Jerk by Cooterrapist69420 October 7, 2021
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